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It is perfectly possible for an attractive woman -- who in most countries wouldn't have a second to powder her nose from so much flirting -- to stand in the corner alone at a German party and not be approached a single time.Bottom line: If you want a relationship with a German dude, be prepared to do the heavy lifting yourself.You will be stranded in a dusty Hell, furnished in Biedermeier kitsch.And when you resist your transition into the Teutonic Upper Class, Aristo German Male will dump you for an Aristo German Female with higher cheekbones. Running around Hamburgs Alster when you fancy going shoe shopping, or forcing you to go Nordic Walking on a Sunday morning when youd still rather be under your duvet stuffing yourself with scrambled eggs, Sporty German Male laughs in the face of blubber, Wiener Schnitzel and chips.Should he be into bicycles, note the full-body, neon cycling uniform he dons whenever going out for a spin. The Catch: German Health Spa holidays involve getting up early, drinking vile-tasting water and doing aqua aerobics.You will also have to give up chips, full-fat dairy products and red meat for as long as you go out with Sporty German Male.Even better, they dress well, smell of expensive eau de Cologne, and theyre intelligent.Indeed, the first impression is so overwhelming that it almost always leads directly to the first German dating no-no: Expecting that going to a party full of such hunks will yield a catch. German males are not only fine physical specimens, but they're also weak, wimpy, afraid of commitment, and painfully shy.
Stretched out by the swimming pool in my bikini, I asked: Do I look fat in this? " Distinguishing marks: Adonis-like hairless, perma-tanned body. Favorite Activities: Marathons, hill running, admiring himself in a mirror, making tofu stir-fry.Habitat: Weekend hunting parties hosted by random Barons; posh Berlin hotels that serve Five-O-Clock Tea, Viennas Opera Ball, Wimbledon, Ascot, Marthas Vineyard etc. Reminiscing about his time at English boarding school.Should they be inclined to work, they can likewise be found in the management of Germany's leading media outlets. The Pros: If youre English and homesick, Aristo German Male will happily indulge your need to take lots of holidays back to the homeland.Over-use of gel in dyed hair with mussed bed-head being particular popular at the moment. The Pros: Sporty German Males enjoy robust health and look like a 30-something whipper-snappers when theyre really 56.Check his wardrobe for pedometers, clothing with Adidas or Puma labels and Nordic Walking Sticks. He will also invite you on Kur (Health Spa) holidays at least four times a year.